| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | The Professor’s Song | | 2:09 |
| 2 | s is One Half gt² | | 3:19 |
| 3 | A Relativistic Approach | | 0:29 |
| 4 | Relativity | | ?:?? |
| 5 | The Derivative Song | | 2:43 |
| 6 | Lobachevsky | | ?:?? |
| 7 | There’s a Delta for Every Epsilon | | 1:22 |
| 8 | Hail Chemistry- recording engineer:
- Norman Ramsey (on 1951-01-22)
- piano:
- Tom Lehrer (on 1951-01-22)
- spoken vocals:
- Lewis M. Branscomb (on 1951-01-22) and Tom Lehrer (on 1951-01-22)
- vocals:
- Lewis M. Branscomb (on 1951-01-22), Munro S. Edmonson (on 1951-01-22), Robert A. Isaacs (on 1951-01-22), Tom Lehrer (on 1951-01-22), David Z. Robinson (on 1951-01-22) and Robert H. Welker (on 1951-01-22)
- recorded at:
- The Physical Revue (1951-01-22)
- recorded at:
- Jefferson Hall, Room 250, Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts, United States (on 1951-01-22)
- live recording of:
- Hail Chemistry (on 1951-01-22)
- lyricist:
- Tom Lehrer
- composer:
- Arthur Sullivan
- parody version of:
- The Pirates of Penzance: Act I Finale, no. 14 “Hail, Poetry, Thou Heav’n Born Maid” (Ensemble)
- part of:
- The Physical Revue
| | 1:25 |
| 9 | The Elements | | ?:?? |
| 10 | Fugue for Scientists | | ?:?? |
| 11 | The Slide Rule Song | | 2:39 |
| 12 | GSAS (The Graduate School Alma Mater) | | ?:?? |
| 13 | Fight Fiercely Harvard | | ?:?? |
| 14 | Bull Dog! | | ?:?? |
| 15 | The MTA Song | | ?:?? |
| 16 | Don’t Major in Physics | | ?:?? |
| 17 | A Liter and a Gram | | ?:?? |
| 18 | Any Questions? | | 2:21 |
| 19 | That’s All | | 1:08 |