| # | Title | Artist | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Introduction | Peter Schickele | | 1:38 |
| 2 | 1712 Overture, S. 1712 | P.D.Q. Bach | | 11:35 |
| 3 | Introduction | Peter Schickele | | 1:14 |
| 4 | Bach Portrait | Peter Schickele | | 14:37 |
| 5 | Introduction | Peter Schickele | | 2:53 |
| 6 | Capriccio La Pucelle de New Orleans (The Maid of New Orleans), S. under 18 | P.D.Q. Bach | | 3:31 |
| 7 | Introduction | Peter Schickele | | 1:15 |
| 8 | Minuet Militaire, S. 1A | P.D.Q. Bach | | 3:46 |
| 9 | Introduction | Peter Schickele | | 1:38 |
| 10 | Prelude to Einstein on the Fritz, S. e=mt² | P.D.Q. Bach | | 6:42 |
| 11 | Introduction | Peter Schickele | | 1:49 |
| 12 | The Preachers of Crimetheus: Ballet in One Selfless Act, S. 988: I. Prologue (Bottomless Sorrow; Topless Gaiety) | P.D.Q. Bach | | 3:19 |
| 13 | The Preachers of Crimetheus: Ballet in One Selfless Act, S. 988: II. The Lamentations of Jerry Maja (tromboon) | P.D.Q. Bach | | 3:10 |
| 14 | The Preachers of Crimetheus: Ballet in One Selfless Act, S. 988: III. Finale: Special Deliverance: Theme (windbreaker) / Variation 1 (balloons) / Variation 2 (slide whistle) / Variation 3 (slide windbreaker) / Variation 4 (lasso d’amore) / Variation 5 (foghorn, bells, kazoo) | P.D.Q. Bach | | 6:07 |