| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | The Art-Income Dialectic | | 2:32 |
| 2 | Gerard Manly Hopkins | | 2:25 |
| 3 | Acrid | | 2:36 |
| 4 | Root | | 3:44 |
| 5 | All You Don’t Know and All You Don’t Need to Know | | 1:45 |
| 6 | The List of People Who TISM Want to Get Fucked | | 2:52 |
| 7 | Death Death Death Amway Amway Amway | | 2:57 |
| 8 | Death Death Death Amway Amway Amway | | 3:09 |
| 9 | Death Death Death Amway Amway Amway | | 2:42 |
| 10 | The Penis Is Mightier Than the Sword | | 2:52 |
| 11 | I’ll ‘Ave Ya | | 3:09 |
| 12 | Backstage | | 4:49 |
| 13 | !UOY Sevol Natas | | 3:54 |
| 14 | Give Up for Australia | | 3:28 |
| 15 | Greg! The Stop Sign!! | | 2:41 |
| 16 | All Homeboys Are Dickheads | | 5:07 |
| 17 | Defecate on My Face | | 4:56 |
| 18 | The Caveat Emptour (Won’t Get Fooled Again, Again) | | 1:30 |
| 19 | Got a Root Out of It | | 3:50 |
| 20 | Dumb ‘N’ Base | | 4:16 |
| 21 | Sickie | | 3:11 |
| 22 | TISM Explained | | 21:32 |
| 23 | Defecate on My Face | | 4:52 |
| 24 | Saturday Night Palsy | | 3:38 |
| 25 | Let’s Form a Company | | 4:25 |
| 26 | Greg! The Stop Sign!! | | 3:27 |
| 27 | (He’ll Never Be An) Ol’ Man River | | 2:24 |
| 28 | I Might Be a Cunt but I’m Not a Fucking Cunt | | 3:03 |
| 29 | Whatareya? | | 3:39 |
| 30 | Thunderbirds | | 3:29 |
| 31 | Famous by Fourteen | | 3:50 |
| 32 | Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me (radio edit) | | 3:13 |
| 33 | Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me (album edit) | | 3:57 |