| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| C1 | I’m Stealing the Towels | | 2:15 |
| C2 | Dental Hygiene Dilemma | 5 | 5:11 |
| C3 | Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting to You? | | 3:00 |
| C4 | Daddy, Daddy, Daddy | | 3:12 |
| C5 | Penis Dimension | | 4:37 |
| C6 | What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning | | 3:32 |
| D1 | A Nun Suit Painted on Some Old Boxes | | 1:09 |
| D2 | Magic Fingers | | 3:53 |
| D3 | Motorhead’s Midnight Ranch | | 1:29 |
| D4 | Dew on the Newts We Got | | 1:09 |
| D5 | The Lad Searches the Night for His Newts | 1 | 0:41 |
| D6 | The Girl Wants to Fix Him Some Broth | | 1:10 |
| D7 | The Girl’s Dream | 1 | 0:54 |
| D8 | Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce | 1 | 1:00 |
| D9 | Strictly Genteel (the finale) | | 11:11 |
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