| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Intro | | 2:53 |
| 2 | Our Science Is Tight | | 2:06 |
| 3 | A Jingle for the Product | | 3:37 |
| 4 | Superpowers Enable Me to Blend in With Machinery | | 1:44 |
| 5 | Folk Song. | | 4:25 |
| 6 | Gainesville | | 3:16 |
| 7 | A Floater Left With Pleasure in the Executive Washroom | | 2:37 |
| 8 | Get Rich, Suck Dicks | | 3:07 |
| 9 | parishiltonisametaphor | | 3:02 |
| 10 | Noble Stabbings!! | | 3:11 |
| 11 | Q. How Many Punks Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb | | 3:01 |
| 12 | Maximum Piss and Vinegar | | 3:44 |
| 13 | Let Them Eat Thomas Paine | | 2:33 |
| 14 | Mosh for Jesus | | 2:52 |
| 15 | Paddy's Sick | | 2:47 |
| 16 | Clown Cars on Cinder Blocks | | 2:55 |
| 17 | Doublewhiskeycokenoice | | 2:53 |
| 18 | New Brains for Everyone | | 2:11 |
| 19 | OKFMDOA | | 2:39 |
| 20 | D4 = Putting the "F" Back in "Art" | | 3:24 |
| 21 | Holy Shit | | 4:22 |
| 22 | Smells Like OK Soda | | 4:07 |