| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | (There’s Gonna Be) Sex Tonite | | 3:39 |
| 2 | Whatareya? | | 3:34 |
| 3 | Dumb ‘n’ Base | | 4:53 |
| 4 | Thunderbirds Are Coming Out | | 3:25 |
| 5 | Been Caught Wankin’ | | 4:07 |
| 6 | Denial Works for Me | | 5:01 |
| 7 | The Parable of Glen McGrath’s Haircut | | 4:13 |
| 8 | I Might Be a Cunt, but I’m Not a Fucking Cunt | | 2:47 |
| 9 | Yob | | 3:22 |
| 10 | Great Expectorations | | 3:28 |
| 11 | A Hardearned Thirst Needs a Big Cold Beer, but I Drink to Get Pissed | | 3:30 |
| 12 | The Men’s Room | | 3:47 |
| 13 | Describe the Worst Headjob I’ve Ever Had- Fantastic! | | 8:46 |
| 14 | The Last Australian Guitar Hero | | 6:53 |
| 15 | Kate Fischer of Men | | 2:11 |
| 16 | My Brilliant Huntington’s Chorea | | 3:36 |
| 17 | The Apology of the Thai Drug Runner | | 5:43 |
| 18 | Julius Seizure - Act III, Scene II, Verse 73-118 | | 4:50 |
| 19 | Neighbours - Everybody Loves Good Neighbours | | 5:17 |
| 20 | Opposite Day | | 5:25 |
| 21 | Rebel Without a Paunch | | 3:14 |
| 22 | I’d Be Happier If I Was More Depressed | | 3:46 |
| 23 | Professor Derrida Deconstructs | | 3:22 |
| 24 | You Gotta Love That | | 4:05 |