| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | ¡¡NOBLE STABBINGS!! | 4 | 3:20 |
| 2 | A Floater Left With Pleasure in the Executive Washroom. | | 2:37 |
| 3 | Fuzzy Pink Hand‐Cuffs | | 2:09 |
| 4 | The Father, the Son, and the Homosexual / Single Parent | | 2:05 |
| 5 | SELLTHEHOUSESELLTHECARSELLTHEKIDSFINDSOMEONEELSEFORGETITI’MNEVERCOMINGBACKFORGETIT | | 2:03 |
| 6 | folk song. | | 2:27 |
| 7 | Fire‐Side Chat | | 2:57 |
| 8 | “I Was Born on a Pirate Ship!” (holdyourtongue) | | 2:37 |
| 9 | D4 = Putting the “F” Back in “Art”. | | 2:12 |
| 10 | All Rise for the Rational Anthem. | | 2:15 |
| 11 | labourissuesinthetoydepartment | | 3:45 |
| 12 | file under “ADULT URBAN CONTEMPORARY” | 2.5 | 2:36 |
| 13 | New Punk Fashions for the Spring Formal. | | 2:59 |